Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Arch Nemesis?

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When Cynthia and I were going by bus to the beaches of Montanita sometime ago, we arrived at the terminal in Guayaquil early enough to have lunch before departing. Looking around the food court we observed the usual variations of grilled meats, rice, and beans found in our malls here in Cuenca.

Then we spotted something unexpected—a McDonald’s! We rarely ate traditional fast food when we lived in the States and in three years have never had a Whopper at the Burger King near our home . But as often happens when you’re on vacation, we said, “What the hell, we’re on vacation!” and wolfed down Quarter Pounders, fries, and Cokes.

We enjoyed our guilty pleasure so much that we ordered an encore meal with Big Mac’s when we got back before returning home. These two little episodes formed the bookends of a memorable getaway.

I share this story as a backdrop to the announcement that Cuenca’s very first McDonald’s is being built down the street from our neighborhood Supermaxi. Since our city is already home to the aforementioned Burger King plus KFC, Papa John’s, Pizza Hut, and Subway this occurrence was inevitable and, from a competitive viewpoint, arguably overdue.

But the forums are abuzz with predictable histrionics ranging in emotion from sad to disappointed to hysterical. Without knowing the subject matter you would think the Death Star was spotted hovering over the Cajas.

Many are lamenting this invasion of American “poison” into the Ecuadorian culture. Some even think the government should “do something” to keep franchises out or at least severely tax their products to discourage consumption.

Here is a sampling of other vitriolic quotes:

“Monsters!”

“Horrors!”

“Filth!”

“Tragic!”

“Let’s boycott!”

Really? Come on, people, get a grip.

I have to wonder when some of the commenters last actually ate at a McDonald’s. The 60’s? Because the menu has certainly evolved from the early days of burgers and fries.

For instance, Cynthia and I took advantage of a 2-for-1 coupon while in North Carolina a couple of weeks ago visiting family to try McDonald’s new Premium McWrap. The one we ordered was a large flour tortilla filled with chicken and super fresh vegetables. It was healthy, delicious, and a bargain at the retail price of $3.99 (and an absolute steal at $2 each).

Breakfast choices now include a McMuffin with egg whites, oatmeal, and a fruit ‘n yogurt parfait. For lunch or dinner you can order grilled chicken and a variety of salads in addition to the wraps.

Of course the burgers, fries, soft drinks, and shakes dominate the menu. But the good news is that in any restaurant the patrons get to pick what they want to eat.

There’s a fancy restaurant in town called Tiesto’s. The specialty there is a steaming pot of yummy meat or seafood swimming in a decadent sauce. The food is undeniably delicious, but each time I’ve eaten there I’ve not been able to sleep because of the richness of all the butter and cream.

So I’ve decided that I won’t eat there anymore. The pain simply isn’t worth the gain.

Others I’ve spoken to have mentioned a similar experience, but I haven’t noticed a clamoring for Juan Carlos to clean up his act and start offering healthy alternatives. The truth is you can order a healthy meal or a calorie-busting feast almost anywhere you go. Or, if no such choices are available, you can choose as I have with Tiesto’s to not dine there.

I see vendors set up outside schools selling salchipapas (little weenies and French fries) and all manner of candies. I notice people walking down the street every day munching on a bag of chips. Could they be nibbling on an apple instead? Of course. But they didn’t want an apple, did they?

The real issue is not about McDonald’s coming to Cuenca. It’s about individual freedom. You don’t want to eat at McDonald’s? Then don’t. But how is it your business to tell other people what they can do?

Any notion of government involvement is pure poppycock. I appreciate much about American life, but our government’s overzealous attempts to protect its citizens from themselves is not one of them. A most refreshing aspect of Ecuadorian culture is the emphasis on personal responsibility. You never see a TV commercial here with those pathetic personal injury attorneys who promise to “get you the money you deserve.”

Imagine you are at Parque Calderon observing one of the countless fireworks displays. An errant rocket strikes you and you go to court seeking damages. I can envision the judge saying something like this: “Guess you were standing too close. Next case.”

Some folks not yet living in Ecuador state that McDonald’s coming to Cuenca is causing them to rethink their plans. Let me help you out. Even having a thought about a fast food chain being a potential deal breaker is a clear indicator that you will be miserable here. Don’t come.

Method acting always asks, “What’s the character’s motivation?” Perhaps some of our self righteous do-gooders should ask themselves the same question.

A pretty famous guy said, “If you would save the world, first save yourself.” So beyond your personal decision to avoid eating at McDonald’s, is not any further action an attempt to impose your “superior” value system on others?

Ecuadorians are perfectly capable of managing their lives and making their own decisions without our assistance. The bigger problem than McDonald’s arrival is the arrogance of individuals who barge in without an invitation trying to fix everything because of their need to be “right.”

Can we please bag the superiority complexes and remember that we are honored guests in this country?

Please?

7 comments:

Bob Houk said...

I couldn't agree more.

I eat at McDonald's sometimes -- it's my choice. At other times, I choose to eat elsewhere -- again, my choice.

I resent someone trying to tell me that I should not be allowed to make those choices because they know better than I do what I ought to have for lunch today.

Ludicrous.

Although probably not as ludicrous as someone deciding not to move to a place because there's a McDonald's there. LOL -- good luck on that one.

boernecheryl said...

Amen Edd!

David Piper said...


Thanks,Ed! Your describing the Ecuadorian value of personal responsibility with an imagined Judge's ruling makes Cuenca sound all the more appealing.
Hopefully, all the teeth gnashers that you mention are expats.

TerryE said...

Nice reply to Jim's recent rant! Now, if you could do something about all those photos of plates of food.............

FABBY'S LIVING said...

Thanks Edd! You said it perfectly, I think it's part of freedom of choice what we stuff ourselves with, lol.. I haven't had a Mac in a zillion years, and that's cause I'm very heralthy with my eating habits and so is my husband...but that's our choice, again! Loved your post! Hugs to Cynthia!
FABBY

Robert said...

well said, Edd. I went to China 10 years ago and I admit I was disappointed to see all the US fast food shops there. Then I slapped myself (lightly) and asked myself, "who died and made me boss?"

Trish said...

Love it ~ you captured it perfectly from all angles, amigo. "Get a grip" and Assume Responsibility for Yourself are absolutely right! That's why we're here, and not THERE.

By the way, you and Cynthia were awesome in the ABC News segment. Thanks for the positive representation of a not-always-so-positive expat population!
Hugs to both of you!